run long/run fast/lift heavy/
dont tell me how to live my life
Time to feel like a hot, sexy mama with the joints of a 90 year old grandmama.
get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet
Introducing myself on the first day of school like
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
now hold on just a diddly-darn minute
a tv show based on a zombie apocalypse except all the zombies are like that guy in the “going to the store” video
Anonymous said: Do you have a strong kick?
Something tells me you could be a competitor, so all I’m gonna say is if you’re racing me - be scared ;)